Alok Nath Funny Jokes

Alok Naath's Counter Strike

commands !

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Enemy Spotted- Samdhi Ji Dikhe

Need Backup- Need Aashirwaad

Cover me-Ghunghat Daalo Beti !

Thanks - Shukriya samdhi ji !

Affirmative - Ji zaroor !

Negative - Ji nahi !

Last but not the least

Get out of there it's gonna blow -

Bahar aa

jaiye, aarti shuru hone wali hai !

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Alok Nath Funny Jokes

Alok Naath's Counter Strike

commands !

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Enemy Spotted- Samdhi Ji Dikhe

Need Backup- Need Aashirwaad

Cover me-Ghunghat Daalo Beti !

Thanks - Shukriya samdhi ji !

Affirmative - Ji zaroor !

Negative - Ji nahi !

Last but not the least

Get out of there it's gonna blow -

Bahar aa

jaiye, aarti shuru hone wali hai !

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Poultry Farms Ki Inspection Ho
Rahi Thi,

Inspector: “Aap Murgiyon Ko Kya Dalte Ho?”

Sharma: “Ji, Bajra”

Inspector: “Wrong Food, Arrest Him” Phir Usne Sath Mein Khade Doosre Bande Se Puchha.

Verma: “Ji, Main Chawal Dalta Hoon”

Inspector: “Wrong Food, Arrest Him”

Ab Santa Ki Bari Thi, Is Se Pahle
Inspector Kuch Puchta, Santa Ghabrate Hue Bola

Santa: “Ji, Ham To Murgiyon Ko 5-5
Rupaye De Dete Hai, Ki Jo Khana Hai Wo kha Lo“.

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Poultry Farms Ki Inspection Ho
Rahi Thi,

Inspector: “Aap Murgiyon Ko Kya Dalte Ho?”

Sharma: “Ji, Bajra”

Inspector: “Wrong Food, Arrest Him” Phir Usne Sath Mein Khade Doosre Bande Se Puchha.

Verma: “Ji, Main Chawal Dalta Hoon”

Inspector: “Wrong Food, Arrest Him”

Ab Santa Ki Bari Thi, Is Se Pahle
Inspector Kuch Puchta, Santa Ghabrate Hue Bola

Santa: “Ji, Ham To Murgiyon Ko 5-5
Rupaye De Dete Hai, Ki Jo Khana Hai Wo kha Lo“.

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Tu Nahi To Zindagi Mein KYa Reh Jayega Shayari

Tu Nahi To Zindagi Mein KYa Reh Jayega,

Door Tak Tanhaiyo KA SIlsila Reh Jayega,

Har Kadam Pe Sath Chalna Ae Dost,

Warna Tera Ye Dost Tanha Reh Jayega.

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Tu Nahi To Zindagi Mein KYa Reh Jayega Shayari

Tu Nahi To Zindagi Mein KYa Reh Jayega,

Door Tak Tanhaiyo KA SIlsila Reh Jayega,

Har Kadam Pe Sath Chalna Ae Dost,

Warna Tera Ye Dost Tanha Reh Jayega.

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लडकीयाँ 300 ki एक सेँडल खरीद के आएगी

लडकीयाँ

300 ki एक सेँडल खरीद के आएगी और

"पूरे घर मे कहती हैँ

शाँपिँग करके आ रही हूँ"

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और लडके

1000 की दारु ߍ

आते है फिर भी,

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"चुप चाप सो ߌ۰ߌܠ

सादा जीवन उच्च विचार

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लडकीयाँ 300 ki एक सेँडल खरीद के आएगी

लडकीयाँ

300 ki एक सेँडल खरीद के आएगी और

"पूरे घर मे कहती हैँ

शाँपिँग करके आ रही हूँ"

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और लडके

1000 की दारु ߍ

आते है फिर भी,

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"चुप चाप सो ߌ۰ߌܠ

सादा जीवन उच्च विचार

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Ek murgi aur uske 3 bache ߐ㠲oad cross kar rahe the. Road cross karne k baad murgi k 1 bache ne kaha,
hum saato ne road cross karli
7 kaise..? Socho, read msg again, thoda dimag lagao..!
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Arey yaar!
Bachcheߐhai kuch b bolte rehte hai.

Tum Tension mat lo
ߘ

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Ek murgi aur uske 3 bache ߐ㠲oad cross kar rahe the. Road cross karne k baad murgi k 1 bache ne kaha,
hum saato ne road cross karli
7 kaise..? Socho, read msg again, thoda dimag lagao..!
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Arey yaar!
Bachcheߐhai kuch b bolte rehte hai.

Tum Tension mat lo
ߘ

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