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Sunday

Alok Nath Top Jokes


Alok Nath Series Jokes

When Alok Nath was born;
Doctor Said, "Badhai ho, Babuji huay hain"

«««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««Alok Nath is so sanskari that he smokes agarbattis

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The only two wars Alok Nath has seen in his life.- Haridwar and Pariwar

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Alok Nath CV Reads as:-
Degree- MBA in Kanyadaan
Skills- Sanskaar
Experience- 10022848 Kanyadaans done
Hobby- Giving Ashirwads!

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"In school days, Alok Nath bunked a lecture to attend his daughter's wedding.

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Alok Nath has never received salary , he always receives pension.

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Alok Nath carried Hanuman Chalisa to school instead of Notebooks

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Alok Nath eats Prasad as Starters

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Alok Nath believes in 'Aashirwad at First Sight'

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Alok Nath reads "All Indians are my brothers and sisters" as "All Indians are my Samdhans and Samdhis". 

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Alok Nath went to Vaishno Devi for his Bachelor Party before marriage. With his Family.

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Honey Singh: Chhoti Dress me bomb lagdi mainu.
Alok Nath: Chhoti Dress me thand lag jayegi beti.

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Alok Nath: Arohi
Arohi: Kya??
Alok Nath: Kuch nahi, bus apna kanyadaan mujhse hi karwana

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Alok Nath is someone who is worried about Kanyadaan of d Girl
who is yet to be born...

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Alok Nath's WhatsApp shows : "Last seen doing Kanyadaan at"











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Alok Nath Top Jokes


Alok Nath Series Jokes

When Alok Nath was born;
Doctor Said, "Badhai ho, Babuji huay hain"

«««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««Alok Nath is so sanskari that he smokes agarbattis

«««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««
The only two wars Alok Nath has seen in his life.- Haridwar and Pariwar

«««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««
Alok Nath CV Reads as:-
Degree- MBA in Kanyadaan
Skills- Sanskaar
Experience- 10022848 Kanyadaans done
Hobby- Giving Ashirwads!

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"In school days, Alok Nath bunked a lecture to attend his daughter's wedding.

«««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««
Alok Nath has never received salary , he always receives pension.

«««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««
Alok Nath carried Hanuman Chalisa to school instead of Notebooks

«««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««
Alok Nath eats Prasad as Starters

«««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««
Alok Nath believes in 'Aashirwad at First Sight'

«««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««
Alok Nath reads "All Indians are my brothers and sisters" as "All Indians are my Samdhans and Samdhis". 

«««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««
Alok Nath went to Vaishno Devi for his Bachelor Party before marriage. With his Family.

«««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««
Honey Singh: Chhoti Dress me bomb lagdi mainu.
Alok Nath: Chhoti Dress me thand lag jayegi beti.

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Alok Nath: Arohi
Arohi: Kya??
Alok Nath: Kuch nahi, bus apna kanyadaan mujhse hi karwana

«««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««
Alok Nath is someone who is worried about Kanyadaan of d Girl
who is yet to be born...

«««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««
Alok Nath's WhatsApp shows : "Last seen doing Kanyadaan at"











Tags:- Alok nath jokes, Alok nath funny sms, Alok nath best sms jokes, top alok nath sms, alok nath best jokes ever, alok nath lates jokes, best hindi jokes ever, best aloknath jokes, alok nath funny imGes, alok nath images, best and funny alok nath jokes,

Friday

Alok Nath Funny Jokes



Alok Naath's Counter Strike
commands !
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Enemy Spotted- Samdhi Ji Dikhe
Need Backup- Need Aashirwaad
Cover me-Ghunghat Daalo Beti !
Thanks - Shukriya samdhi ji !
Affirmative - Ji zaroor !
Negative - Ji nahi !
Last but not the least
Get out of there it's gonna blow -
Bahar aa
jaiye, aarti shuru hone wali hai !


Alok Nath Funny Jokes



Alok Naath's Counter Strike
commands !
.
.
.
Enemy Spotted- Samdhi Ji Dikhe
Need Backup- Need Aashirwaad
Cover me-Ghunghat Daalo Beti !
Thanks - Shukriya samdhi ji !
Affirmative - Ji zaroor !
Negative - Ji nahi !
Last but not the least
Get out of there it's gonna blow -
Bahar aa
jaiye, aarti shuru hone wali hai !