Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga,
Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jab bhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki,
Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas aane laga..
MOST LOVABLE STATUS
Showing posts with label Hindi SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hindi SMS. Show all posts
Tuesday
MOST LOVABLE STATUS
Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga,
Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jab bhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki,
Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas aane laga..
Monday
TOP FUNNY JOKES EVER 2016
Ek chor - chori kar ke, Ghar se ja
raha tha ki ... bacche ki aankh khul gayi ...
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aur baccha bola: .
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School bag bhi le ja Kamine, varna shor macha dunga ..
TOP FUNNY JOKES EVER 2016
Ek chor - chori kar ke, Ghar se ja
raha tha ki ... bacche ki aankh khul gayi ...
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aur baccha bola: .
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School bag bhi le ja Kamine, varna shor macha dunga ..
Santa Banta Funny Message
Santa to Banta:
Yar kal mere ek dost ne mere phone se meri gf ka number le liya
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Banta : Fir kya hua ?
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Santa: Fir kya kal se apni hi behen ko romantic msg bhej raha hai nalayak
Santa Banta Funny Message
Santa to Banta:
Yar kal mere ek dost ne mere phone se meri gf ka number le liya
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Banta : Fir kya hua ?
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Santa: Fir kya kal se apni hi behen ko romantic msg bhej raha hai nalayak
Friday
Awesome joke - I love you
Guy- I Love u.
Gal : Are you mad .....I m Married. I have a
Husband.....
......I have a Boy friend in my office and my ex
boyfriend is still my neighbour....My boss
proposed to me yesterday and i cant say NO to him....
& have one Serious Extra Marital Affair.....
Guy (after a longggggggg pause)-
"Pls Dekhle yaar...agar main bhi kahin adjust ho
jau..."
Awesome joke - I love you
Guy- I Love u.
Gal : Are you mad .....I m Married. I have a
Husband.....
......I have a Boy friend in my office and my ex
boyfriend is still my neighbour....My boss
proposed to me yesterday and i cant say NO to him....
& have one Serious Extra Marital Affair.....
Guy (after a longggggggg pause)-
"Pls Dekhle yaar...agar main bhi kahin adjust ho
jau..."
Alok Nath Funny Jokes
Alok Naath's Counter Strike
commands !
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Enemy Spotted- Samdhi Ji Dikhe
Need Backup- Need Aashirwaad
Cover me-Ghunghat Daalo Beti !
Thanks - Shukriya samdhi ji !
Affirmative - Ji zaroor !
Negative - Ji nahi !
Last but not the least
Get out of there it's gonna blow -
Bahar aa
jaiye, aarti shuru hone wali hai !
Alok Nath Funny Jokes
Alok Naath's Counter Strike
commands !
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Enemy Spotted- Samdhi Ji Dikhe
Need Backup- Need Aashirwaad
Cover me-Ghunghat Daalo Beti !
Thanks - Shukriya samdhi ji !
Affirmative - Ji zaroor !
Negative - Ji nahi !
Last but not the least
Get out of there it's gonna blow -
Bahar aa
jaiye, aarti shuru hone wali hai !
Thursday
Poultry Farms Ki Inspection Ho
Rahi Thi,
Inspector: “Aap Murgiyon Ko Kya Dalte Ho?”
Sharma: “Ji, Bajra”
Inspector: “Wrong Food, Arrest Him” Phir Usne Sath Mein Khade Doosre Bande Se Puchha.
Verma: “Ji, Main Chawal Dalta Hoon”
Inspector: “Wrong Food, Arrest Him”
Ab Santa Ki Bari Thi, Is Se Pahle
Inspector Kuch Puchta, Santa Ghabrate Hue Bola
Santa: “Ji, Ham To Murgiyon Ko 5-5
Rupaye De Dete Hai, Ki Jo Khana Hai Wo kha Lo“.
Rahi Thi,
Inspector: “Aap Murgiyon Ko Kya Dalte Ho?”
Sharma: “Ji, Bajra”
Inspector: “Wrong Food, Arrest Him” Phir Usne Sath Mein Khade Doosre Bande Se Puchha.
Verma: “Ji, Main Chawal Dalta Hoon”
Inspector: “Wrong Food, Arrest Him”
Ab Santa Ki Bari Thi, Is Se Pahle
Inspector Kuch Puchta, Santa Ghabrate Hue Bola
Santa: “Ji, Ham To Murgiyon Ko 5-5
Rupaye De Dete Hai, Ki Jo Khana Hai Wo kha Lo“.
Poultry Farms Ki Inspection Ho
Rahi Thi,
Inspector: “Aap Murgiyon Ko Kya Dalte Ho?”
Sharma: “Ji, Bajra”
Inspector: “Wrong Food, Arrest Him” Phir Usne Sath Mein Khade Doosre Bande Se Puchha.
Verma: “Ji, Main Chawal Dalta Hoon”
Inspector: “Wrong Food, Arrest Him”
Ab Santa Ki Bari Thi, Is Se Pahle
Inspector Kuch Puchta, Santa Ghabrate Hue Bola
Santa: “Ji, Ham To Murgiyon Ko 5-5
Rupaye De Dete Hai, Ki Jo Khana Hai Wo kha Lo“.
Rahi Thi,
Inspector: “Aap Murgiyon Ko Kya Dalte Ho?”
Sharma: “Ji, Bajra”
Inspector: “Wrong Food, Arrest Him” Phir Usne Sath Mein Khade Doosre Bande Se Puchha.
Verma: “Ji, Main Chawal Dalta Hoon”
Inspector: “Wrong Food, Arrest Him”
Ab Santa Ki Bari Thi, Is Se Pahle
Inspector Kuch Puchta, Santa Ghabrate Hue Bola
Santa: “Ji, Ham To Murgiyon Ko 5-5
Rupaye De Dete Hai, Ki Jo Khana Hai Wo kha Lo“.
Tu Nahi To Zindagi Mein KYa Reh Jayega Shayari
Tu Nahi To Zindagi Mein KYa Reh Jayega,
Door Tak Tanhaiyo KA SIlsila Reh Jayega,
Har Kadam Pe Sath Chalna Ae Dost,
Warna Tera Ye Dost Tanha Reh Jayega.
Tu Nahi To Zindagi Mein KYa Reh Jayega Shayari
Tu Nahi To Zindagi Mein KYa Reh Jayega,
Door Tak Tanhaiyo KA SIlsila Reh Jayega,
Har Kadam Pe Sath Chalna Ae Dost,
Warna Tera Ye Dost Tanha Reh Jayega.
लडकीयाँ 300 ki एक सेँडल खरीद के आएगी
लडकीयाँ
300 ki एक सेँडल खरीद के आएगी और
"पूरे घर मे कहती हैँ
शाँपिँग करके आ रही हूँ"
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और लडके
1000 की दारु ߍ
आते है फिर भी,
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"चुप चाप सो ߌ۰ߌܠ
सादा जीवन उच्च विचार
लडकीयाँ 300 ki एक सेँडल खरीद के आएगी
लडकीयाँ
300 ki एक सेँडल खरीद के आएगी और
"पूरे घर मे कहती हैँ
शाँपिँग करके आ रही हूँ"
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और लडके
1000 की दारु ߍ
आते है फिर भी,
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"चुप चाप सो ߌ۰ߌܠ
सादा जीवन उच्च विचार
Ek murgi aur uske 3 bache ߐ㠲oad cross kar rahe the. Road cross karne k baad murgi k 1 bache ne kaha,
hum saato ne road cross karli
7 kaise..? Socho, read msg again, thoda dimag lagao..!
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Arey yaar!
Bachcheߐhai kuch b bolte rehte hai.
Tum Tension mat lo
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hum saato ne road cross karli
7 kaise..? Socho, read msg again, thoda dimag lagao..!
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Arey yaar!
Bachcheߐhai kuch b bolte rehte hai.
Tum Tension mat lo
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Ek murgi aur uske 3 bache ߐ㠲oad cross kar rahe the. Road cross karne k baad murgi k 1 bache ne kaha,
hum saato ne road cross karli
7 kaise..? Socho, read msg again, thoda dimag lagao..!
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Arey yaar!
Bachcheߐhai kuch b bolte rehte hai.
Tum Tension mat lo
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hum saato ne road cross karli
7 kaise..? Socho, read msg again, thoda dimag lagao..!
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Arey yaar!
Bachcheߐhai kuch b bolte rehte hai.
Tum Tension mat lo
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Latest Sad Shayari 2016
"Meri likhi hui baat ko har koi samajh nahi paata..
kyunki main Ehsaas likhta hun, aur log sirf alfaaz padhte hain"ߒ
Latest Sad Shayari 2016
"Meri likhi hui baat ko har koi samajh nahi paata..
kyunki main Ehsaas likhta hun, aur log sirf alfaaz padhte hain"ߒ
