Wednesday

TOP best jokes ever in english


                                      Comedy genius Tommy Cooper had by far the most jokes in the list,
                                     which also includes gags by Peter Kay and Lee Evans.

                                   Jokes ranged from the legendary one-liner about a zoo with, 
                              just one dog being a 'shitzu' - to ones about wives, husbands,
                              blondes and foreigners.

TOP best jokes ever in english


                                      Comedy genius Tommy Cooper had by far the most jokes in the list,
                                     which also includes gags by Peter Kay and Lee Evans.

                                   Jokes ranged from the legendary one-liner about a zoo with, 
                              just one dog being a 'shitzu' - to ones about wives, husbands,
                              blondes and foreigners.

दीवानगी मे कुछ एसा कर जाएंगे।



दीवानगी मे कुछ एसा कर जाएंगे।
महोब्बत की सारी हदे पार कर जाएंगे।
वादा है तुमसे, दिल बनकर तुम धड़कोगे
और सांस बनकर हम आएँगे।।


दीवानगी मे कुछ एसा कर जाएंगे।



दीवानगी मे कुछ एसा कर जाएंगे।
महोब्बत की सारी हदे पार कर जाएंगे।
वादा है तुमसे, दिल बनकर तुम धड़कोगे
और सांस बनकर हम आएँगे।।


Tuesday

TOP best jokes ever



            Santa says: Duniya Ka hr
                              ek Insan Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina
                             Shyad Smundar Paar Kr Skta H,
                            Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina
                           "Pyar" Nhi Kr Skta..
                            Aaj Santa Serious H. Plz..!....

TOP best jokes ever



            Santa says: Duniya Ka hr
                              ek Insan Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina
                             Shyad Smundar Paar Kr Skta H,
                            Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina
                           "Pyar" Nhi Kr Skta..
                            Aaj Santa Serious H. Plz..!....

Babaji Ka Thullu Lyrics mp3

:) 

Aaj bata doon khul ke main dear
Pyaar ye mera koi dhons nahi hai
Kab tak kaatun teri galiyon ke chakkar
Ab tak koi response nahi hai
Din bhar, ho din bhar
O din bhar tere peeche dodun kutte ki tarah
O raat bhar main sadun, jaise chhat par ullu
O tere pyaar mein mujhko kya mila hai
Babaji ka thullu..
O tere pyaar mein mujhko kya mila
Babaji ka thullu..
O iss pyaar mein mujhko kya mila
Babaji ka thullu..
O babaji ka thullu, babaji ka thullu..
Babaji ka thullu, babaji ka thullu..
O iss pyaar mein O mujhko kya mila hai
Babaji ka thullu..
Mere phone message ka na kare koi reply
Shayad side mein betha hoga chota wala bhai
Maine saari kamaai tere upar lutaai
Mere mummy-daddy ne bhi meri waat lagaai
Main toh cheekh cheekh bolun tujhe pyar karun
Tu toh ho gayi hai behri, tujhe deta nahi sunaai
Dil ye hamaara shaitan bahut hai
Darling tu bhi beimaan bahut hai
Dekh tere cheeks pe laali
Apni neeyat bhi badal gayi saali
Naam ke tere main ratta maarun
Bhajan karun ya karun main qawwali
O Hi Hello...
Hi Hello tu to karti hai ghairon ke sang
Hum toh pakde khade teri saari ka pallu
O tere pyaar mein mujhko kya mila hai
Babaji ka thullu..
O tere pyaar mein mujhko kya mila
Babaji ka thullu..
O iss pyaar mein mujhko kya mila
Babaji ka thullu..
Love ke aage main lachaar ho gaya
Pyaar nahi mujhko bukhaar ho gaya
Tu jo bulaave coffee date pe
Hum toh pahunche India Gate pe
Hum jo bulaave betho in my car
Na aati, tu banaati hai bahaane hazaar
O din bhar o din bhar
O din bhar tere piche dodun tattu ki tarah
Ho Banares ya Delhi Manali ho ya Kullu
O tere pyaar mein mujhko kya mila hai
Babaji ka thullu..
O tere pyaar mein mujhko kya mila
Babaji ka thullu..
O iss pyaar mein mujhko kya mila
Babaji ka thullu..
O babaji ka thullu, babaji ka thullu..
Babaji ka thullu, babaji ka thullu..
Iss pyaar mein O mujhko kya mila hai
Babaji ka thullu..
O tere pyaar mein mujhko kya mila hai
Babaji ka thullu..




Babaji Ka Thullu Lyrics mp3

:) 

Aaj bata doon khul ke main dear
Pyaar ye mera koi dhons nahi hai
Kab tak kaatun teri galiyon ke chakkar
Ab tak koi response nahi hai
Din bhar, ho din bhar
O din bhar tere peeche dodun kutte ki tarah
O raat bhar main sadun, jaise chhat par ullu
O tere pyaar mein mujhko kya mila hai
Babaji ka thullu..
O tere pyaar mein mujhko kya mila
Babaji ka thullu..
O iss pyaar mein mujhko kya mila
Babaji ka thullu..
O babaji ka thullu, babaji ka thullu..
Babaji ka thullu, babaji ka thullu..
O iss pyaar mein O mujhko kya mila hai
Babaji ka thullu..
Mere phone message ka na kare koi reply
Shayad side mein betha hoga chota wala bhai
Maine saari kamaai tere upar lutaai
Mere mummy-daddy ne bhi meri waat lagaai
Main toh cheekh cheekh bolun tujhe pyar karun
Tu toh ho gayi hai behri, tujhe deta nahi sunaai
Dil ye hamaara shaitan bahut hai
Darling tu bhi beimaan bahut hai
Dekh tere cheeks pe laali
Apni neeyat bhi badal gayi saali
Naam ke tere main ratta maarun
Bhajan karun ya karun main qawwali
O Hi Hello...
Hi Hello tu to karti hai ghairon ke sang
Hum toh pakde khade teri saari ka pallu
O tere pyaar mein mujhko kya mila hai
Babaji ka thullu..
O tere pyaar mein mujhko kya mila
Babaji ka thullu..
O iss pyaar mein mujhko kya mila
Babaji ka thullu..
Love ke aage main lachaar ho gaya
Pyaar nahi mujhko bukhaar ho gaya
Tu jo bulaave coffee date pe
Hum toh pahunche India Gate pe
Hum jo bulaave betho in my car
Na aati, tu banaati hai bahaane hazaar
O din bhar o din bhar
O din bhar tere piche dodun tattu ki tarah
Ho Banares ya Delhi Manali ho ya Kullu
O tere pyaar mein mujhko kya mila hai
Babaji ka thullu..
O tere pyaar mein mujhko kya mila
Babaji ka thullu..
O iss pyaar mein mujhko kya mila
Babaji ka thullu..
O babaji ka thullu, babaji ka thullu..
Babaji ka thullu, babaji ka thullu..
Iss pyaar mein O mujhko kya mila hai
Babaji ka thullu..
O tere pyaar mein mujhko kya mila hai
Babaji ka thullu..