मंगलयान बीच में भटक गया था,
वो तो भला हो नारद मुनि का जो अंतरिक्ष में भ्रमण करते
वक़्त टकरा गए और 'नारायण-नारायण' करते हुए
रास्ता समझाया।
Mars Jokes in Hindi
Thursday
Mars Jokes in Hindi
मंगलयान बीच में भटक गया था,
वो तो भला हो नारद मुनि का जो अंतरिक्ष में भ्रमण करते
वक़्त टकरा गए और 'नारायण-नारायण' करते हुए
रास्ता समझाया।
Hindi Student Jokes
Kasam se ek sath
sare paap yaad aa
jate hain
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Jab ghar wale kehte
hain baitho kuch bat
karni hai
Hindi Student Jokes
Kasam se ek sath
sare paap yaad aa
jate hain
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Jab ghar wale kehte
hain baitho kuch bat
karni hai
Hindi Jokes on Mars
मंगलयान पर प्रतिक्रियाएं-
1.हमारी सरकार होती तो मंगलयान साइकिल पर भेजते-मुलायम
2.हिना बोलेगी तो मैं मंगल को पाकिस्तान में मिला लूँगा-बिलावल
3.हम मंगलयान भेजते तो उस पर थोडा रायता भी भेजते मंगल पर फैलाने वास्ते,वैसे मंगल,सोम,बुध आदि सब मिले हुए हैं जी-केजरीवाल
4.भाजपा वाले चाहें तो मंगल की सीटें हमे ना दें मगर महाराष्ट्र की सीटों पर समझौता नहीं करेंगे- उद्धव ठाकरे
5.450 करोड़ रुपये लगाने की क्या जरुरत थी । ये काम तो डोरेमोन और छोटा भीम भी कर सकते थे - राहुल गाँधी
6.मंगलयान के उड़ते ही रो पड़ी थी सोनिया गांधी-खुर्शीद
7.मंगलयान काला धन वापस ले कर आएगा,तब तक आप लोग दन्त कांति और कपालभाति करिये-बाबा रामदेव
8.हमलोग मंगलयान का विरोध करते हैं,उसे यहीं से पत्थर मारेंगे-यासीन मलिक
9.मंगलयान नेहरु जी के अथक प्रयासों का नतीजा है-दिग्विजय सिंह.!!
10."ठीक है"-मनमोहन
Hindi Jokes on Mars
मंगलयान पर प्रतिक्रियाएं-
1.हमारी सरकार होती तो मंगलयान साइकिल पर भेजते-मुलायम
2.हिना बोलेगी तो मैं मंगल को पाकिस्तान में मिला लूँगा-बिलावल
3.हम मंगलयान भेजते तो उस पर थोडा रायता भी भेजते मंगल पर फैलाने वास्ते,वैसे मंगल,सोम,बुध आदि सब मिले हुए हैं जी-केजरीवाल
4.भाजपा वाले चाहें तो मंगल की सीटें हमे ना दें मगर महाराष्ट्र की सीटों पर समझौता नहीं करेंगे- उद्धव ठाकरे
5.450 करोड़ रुपये लगाने की क्या जरुरत थी । ये काम तो डोरेमोन और छोटा भीम भी कर सकते थे - राहुल गाँधी
6.मंगलयान के उड़ते ही रो पड़ी थी सोनिया गांधी-खुर्शीद
7.मंगलयान काला धन वापस ले कर आएगा,तब तक आप लोग दन्त कांति और कपालभाति करिये-बाबा रामदेव
8.हमलोग मंगलयान का विरोध करते हैं,उसे यहीं से पत्थर मारेंगे-यासीन मलिक
9.मंगलयान नेहरु जी के अथक प्रयासों का नतीजा है-दिग्विजय सिंह.!!
10."ठीक है"-मनमोहन
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CBSE CLASS 10 DATESHEET 2016 BOARD EXAMS - cbse.nic.in
All the students of Class 10th CBSE 2014-15 are informed that the latest Datesheet of Class 10th Boards 2014-15 Session is out. You may check the official datesheet of Class 10th Board Exam 2015 Datesheet on the official Site of CBSE - cbse.nic.in
CBSE X Date Sheet 2015
10th Examination | ||
| Name of the Subject | Examination Code | Exam Date & Day |
| Tamil | 006 | Mon, 02nd March |
| Sindhi | 008 | |
| Marathi | 009 | |
| Russian | 021 | |
| Painting | 049 | |
| Spanish | 096 | |
| Kashmiri | 097 | |
| Mathematics | 041 | Tue, 03rd March |
| Home Science | 064 | Wed, 04th March |
| Hindi Course-A | 002 | Thu, 05th March |
| Hindi Course-B | 085 | |
| English Comm. | 101 | Sat, 07th March |
| English LNG & LIT. | 184 | |
| Music CAR.VOCAL | 031 | Mon, 09th March |
| Music CAR.INS.MEl. | 032 | |
| Music CAR.INS.PER. | 033 | |
| Music HIND.VOCAL | 034 | |
| Music HIND.INS.MEL | 035 | |
| Music HIND.INS.PER | 036 | |
| Elem. Of Business | 154 | |
| Elem Book-K & Accy | 254 | |
| E-Typewriting-Eng | 354 | |
| E-Typewriting-Hin | 454 | |
| Science-Theory | 086 | Tue,10th March |
| Foundation Of IT | 165 | Wed,11th & Thurs,12th March |
| Punjabi | 004 | Thur,12th March |
| Malayalam | 012 | |
| Odia | 013 | |
| Kannada | 015 | |
| Social Science | 087 | Sat,14th March |
| Urdu Course-A | 003 | Mon,16th March |
| Bengali | 005 | |
| Telugu | 007 | |
| Gujarati | 010 | |
| Manipuri | 011 | |
| Assamese | 014 | |
| Arabic | 016 | |
| Tibetan | 017 | |
| French | 018 | |
| German | 020 | |
| Persian | 023 | |
| Nepali | 024 | |
| Limboo | 025 | |
| Lepcha | 026 | |
| Bodo | 092 | |
| Tangkhul | 093 | |
| Japanese | 094 | |
| Bhutia | 095 | |
| Mizo | 098 | |
| Bahasa Melayu | 099 | |
| Comm. Sanskrit | 122 | |
| Urdu Course-B | 303 | |
| Dynamics Retail(O) | 401 | Thu, 19th March |
| Info Technology(O) | 402 | |
| Security(O) | 403 | |
| Automobile Tech(O) | 404 | |
| Dynamics Retail(C) | 461 | |
| Info Technology(C) | 462 | |
| Security(C) | 463 | |
| Automobile Tech(C) | 464 | |
PLEASE NOTE IT IS A EXPECTED DATE SHEET CREATED BY TEAM. COME BACK TO GET THE OFGICIAL DATE SHEET. POST WILL BE UPDATED SOON.
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CBSE CLASS 10 DATESHEET 2016 BOARD EXAMS - cbse.nic.in
All the students of Class 10th CBSE 2014-15 are informed that the latest Datesheet of Class 10th Boards 2014-15 Session is out. You may check the official datesheet of Class 10th Board Exam 2015 Datesheet on the official Site of CBSE - cbse.nic.in
CBSE X Date Sheet 2015
10th Examination
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| Name of the Subject | Examination Code | Exam Date & Day |
| Tamil | 006 | Mon, 02nd March |
| Sindhi | 008 | |
| Marathi | 009 | |
| Russian | 021 | |
| Painting | 049 | |
| Spanish | 096 | |
| Kashmiri | 097 | |
| Mathematics | 041 | Tue, 03rd March |
| Home Science | 064 | Wed, 04th March |
| Hindi Course-A | 002 | Thu, 05th March |
| Hindi Course-B | 085 | |
| English Comm. | 101 | Sat, 07th March |
| English LNG & LIT. | 184 | |
| Music CAR.VOCAL | 031 | Mon, 09th March |
| Music CAR.INS.MEl. | 032 | |
| Music CAR.INS.PER. | 033 | |
| Music HIND.VOCAL | 034 | |
| Music HIND.INS.MEL | 035 | |
| Music HIND.INS.PER | 036 | |
| Elem. Of Business | 154 | |
| Elem Book-K & Accy | 254 | |
| E-Typewriting-Eng | 354 | |
| E-Typewriting-Hin | 454 | |
| Science-Theory | 086 | Tue,10th March |
| Foundation Of IT | 165 | Wed,11th & Thurs,12th March |
| Punjabi | 004 | Thur,12th March |
| Malayalam | 012 | |
| Odia | 013 | |
| Kannada | 015 | |
| Social Science | 087 | Sat,14th March |
| Urdu Course-A | 003 | Mon,16th March |
| Bengali | 005 | |
| Telugu | 007 | |
| Gujarati | 010 | |
| Manipuri | 011 | |
| Assamese | 014 | |
| Arabic | 016 | |
| Tibetan | 017 | |
| French | 018 | |
| German | 020 | |
| Persian | 023 | |
| Nepali | 024 | |
| Limboo | 025 | |
| Lepcha | 026 | |
| Bodo | 092 | |
| Tangkhul | 093 | |
| Japanese | 094 | |
| Bhutia | 095 | |
| Mizo | 098 | |
| Bahasa Melayu | 099 | |
| Comm. Sanskrit | 122 | |
| Urdu Course-B | 303 | |
| Dynamics Retail(O) | 401 | Thu, 19th March |
| Info Technology(O) | 402 | |
| Security(O) | 403 | |
| Automobile Tech(O) | 404 | |
| Dynamics Retail(C) | 461 | |
| Info Technology(C) | 462 | |
| Security(C) | 463 | |
| Automobile Tech(C) | 464 | |
PLEASE NOTE IT IS A EXPECTED DATE SHEET CREATED BY TEAM. COME BACK TO GET THE OFGICIAL DATE SHEET. POST WILL BE UPDATED SOON.
TAGS - CLASS 10 BOARD AND HOME BOARD DATESHEET 2015, X BOARD DATESHEET DOWNLOAD 2015
Class 12th CBSE 2016 Datesheet for Board Exams -Cbse.nic.in
All the students of Class 12th CBSE 2014-15 are informed that the latest Datesheet of Class 12th Boards 2014-15 Session is out. You may check the official datesheet of Class 12th Board Exam 2015 Datesheet on the official Site of CBSE - cbse.nic.in
CBSE XII Date Sheet 2015
12th Examination | ||
| Name of the Subject | Examination Code | Exam Date & Day |
| English Elective | 001 | Mon, 2nd March |
| Functional English | 101 | |
| English Core | 301 | |
| History | 027 | Wed, 04th March |
| Physics | 042 | Thu, 05th March |
| Electrical Machine | 623 | |
| Fabricatn. Tech-II | 630 | |
| Ac & Refrgtn-III | 632 | |
| Radio Eng. & Aud. Sys | 635 | |
| M Prod TPT &M Coop | 640 | |
| Optics | 658 | |
| Clinical Bio-Chem. | 661 | |
| Fund Of Nursing Ii | 663 | |
| Radiography- Genl. | 667 | |
| Accomodat. Services | 691 | |
| Business Studies | 054 | Fri, 06th March |
| Political Science | 028 | Mon, 09th March |
| Biotechnology | 045 | |
| Engg. Graphics | 046 | |
| Dance-Kathak | 056 | Tue,10th March |
| Dance-Bharatnatyam | 057 | |
| Chemistry | 043 | Wed, 11th March |
| Heritage Crafts | 070 | |
| Off. Communication | 606 | |
| Hindi Elective | 002 | Fri, 13th March |
| Know Trad & Prac. | 073 | |
| Biology | 044 | Mon, 16th March |
| Russian | 121 | |
| Mathematics | 041 | Fri, 20th March |
| Sect Prac & Accntg | 605 | |
| Informatics Prac | 065 | Mon, 23nd March |
| Computer Science | 083 | |
| Physical Education | 048 | Tue,24th March |
| Economics | 030 | Thu,26th March |
| Multimedia & Web T | 067 | Sat,28th March |
| Geography | 029 | Mon,30th March |
| Accountancy | 055 | Wed,01st April |
| Fashion Studies | 053 | Thu,02nd April |
| Sanskrit Elective | 022 | Fri,03rd April |
| Bengali | 105 | |
| Punjabi | 104 | Sat,04th April |
| Manipuri | 111 | |
Please Note It is an expected datesheet , the official datesheet is yet to be announced soon by CBSE. Stay tuned and keep checking the page. The Official datesheet would be uploaded as soon as it is announced.
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Class 12th CBSE 2016 Datesheet for Board Exams -Cbse.nic.in
All the students of Class 12th CBSE 2014-15 are informed that the latest Datesheet of Class 12th Boards 2014-15 Session is out. You may check the official datesheet of Class 12th Board Exam 2015 Datesheet on the official Site of CBSE - cbse.nic.in
CBSE XII Date Sheet 2015
12th Examination
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| Name of the Subject | Examination Code | Exam Date & Day |
| English Elective | 001 | Mon, 2nd March |
| Functional English | 101 | |
| English Core | 301 | |
| History | 027 | Wed, 04th March |
| Physics | 042 | Thu, 05th March |
| Electrical Machine | 623 | |
| Fabricatn. Tech-II | 630 | |
| Ac & Refrgtn-III | 632 | |
| Radio Eng. & Aud. Sys | 635 | |
| M Prod TPT &M Coop | 640 | |
| Optics | 658 | |
| Clinical Bio-Chem. | 661 | |
| Fund Of Nursing Ii | 663 | |
| Radiography- Genl. | 667 | |
| Accomodat. Services | 691 | |
| Business Studies | 054 | Fri, 06th March |
| Political Science | 028 | Mon, 09th March |
| Biotechnology | 045 | |
| Engg. Graphics | 046 | |
| Dance-Kathak | 056 | Tue,10th March |
| Dance-Bharatnatyam | 057 | |
| Chemistry | 043 | Wed, 11th March |
| Heritage Crafts | 070 | |
| Off. Communication | 606 | |
| Hindi Elective | 002 | Fri, 13th March |
| Know Trad & Prac. | 073 | |
| Biology | 044 | Mon, 16th March |
| Russian | 121 | |
| Mathematics | 041 | Fri, 20th March |
| Sect Prac & Accntg | 605 | |
| Informatics Prac | 065 | Mon, 23nd March |
| Computer Science | 083 | |
| Physical Education | 048 | Tue,24th March |
| Economics | 030 | Thu,26th March |
| Multimedia & Web T | 067 | Sat,28th March |
| Geography | 029 | Mon,30th March |
| Accountancy | 055 | Wed,01st April |
| Fashion Studies | 053 | Thu,02nd April |
| Sanskrit Elective | 022 | Fri,03rd April |
| Bengali | 105 | |
| Punjabi | 104 | Sat,04th April |
| Manipuri | 111 | |
Please Note It is an expected datesheet , the official datesheet is yet to be announced soon by CBSE. Stay tuned and keep checking the page. The Official datesheet would be uploaded as soon as it is announced.
Tags- CBSE CLASS 12th Datesheet 2015 | CLASS 12TH BOARD EXAM DATESHEET 2015 | XII BOARD EXAM OFFICIAL DATESHEET 2015| CBSE.NIC.IN CLASS 12TH BOARD EXAM DATESHEET 2015| DOWNLOAD DATESHEET CLASS 12TH BOARD EXAM 2015|DATESHEET FOR ENGLISH,MATHS, PHYSICS, CHEMISTRY, HINDI, COMPUTER SCIENCE, PHYSICAL EDUCATION, BUSINESS STUDIES,ACCOUNTS, ECONOMICS| HISTORY| GEOGRAPHY| BIOLOGY DATES| RESULT OF CLASS 12 BOARD EXAM 2014-15
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Childhood SMS
Bachpan me pucha gya sabse zyada sawal,
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"bade hokar kya karna Chahte ho" ??
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Aaj jakar uska jawab mila,
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Fir se bachpan jeena chahta hu
