Alok Nath Top Jokes

Alok Nath Series Jokes

When Alok Nath was born;
Doctor Said, "Badhai ho, Babuji huay hain"

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The only two wars Alok Nath has seen in his life.- Haridwar and Pariwar

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Alok Nath CV Reads as:-
Degree- MBA in Kanyadaan
Skills- Sanskaar
Experience- 10022848 Kanyadaans done
Hobby- Giving Ashirwads!

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"In school days, Alok Nath bunked a lecture to attend his daughter's wedding.

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Alok Nath has never received salary , he always receives pension.

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Alok Nath carried Hanuman Chalisa to school instead of Notebooks

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Alok Nath eats Prasad as Starters

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Alok Nath believes in 'Aashirwad at First Sight'

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Alok Nath reads "All Indians are my brothers and sisters" as "All Indians are my Samdhans and Samdhis". 

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Alok Nath went to Vaishno Devi for his Bachelor Party before marriage. With his Family.

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Honey Singh: Chhoti Dress me bomb lagdi mainu.
Alok Nath: Chhoti Dress me thand lag jayegi beti.

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Alok Nath: Arohi
Arohi: Kya??
Alok Nath: Kuch nahi, bus apna kanyadaan mujhse hi karwana

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Alok Nath is someone who is worried about Kanyadaan of d Girl
who is yet to be born...

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Alok Nath's WhatsApp shows : "Last seen doing Kanyadaan at"











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Alok Nath Top Jokes

Alok Nath Series Jokes

When Alok Nath was born;
Doctor Said, "Badhai ho, Babuji huay hain"

«««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««Alok Nath is so sanskari that he smokes agarbattis

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The only two wars Alok Nath has seen in his life.- Haridwar and Pariwar

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Alok Nath CV Reads as:-
Degree- MBA in Kanyadaan
Skills- Sanskaar
Experience- 10022848 Kanyadaans done
Hobby- Giving Ashirwads!

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"In school days, Alok Nath bunked a lecture to attend his daughter's wedding.

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Alok Nath has never received salary , he always receives pension.

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Alok Nath carried Hanuman Chalisa to school instead of Notebooks

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Alok Nath eats Prasad as Starters

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Alok Nath believes in 'Aashirwad at First Sight'

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Alok Nath reads "All Indians are my brothers and sisters" as "All Indians are my Samdhans and Samdhis". 

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Alok Nath went to Vaishno Devi for his Bachelor Party before marriage. With his Family.

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Honey Singh: Chhoti Dress me bomb lagdi mainu.
Alok Nath: Chhoti Dress me thand lag jayegi beti.

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Alok Nath: Arohi
Arohi: Kya??
Alok Nath: Kuch nahi, bus apna kanyadaan mujhse hi karwana

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Alok Nath is someone who is worried about Kanyadaan of d Girl
who is yet to be born...

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Alok Nath's WhatsApp shows : "Last seen doing Kanyadaan at"











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PSA ( PROBLEM SOLVING ASSESMENT) Result 2016

PSA (  PROBLEM SOLVING ASSESSMENT TEST ) was conducted in CBSE schools all over India , today on 18th of January. Most of the Children found it quite easy and some don't but overall experience says it was an easy test for Class 9,10 and Class 11.
Result has not declared yet. We will notify you whenever Result will be announced. There was 4 set of question papers named as A4, A3, A2, A1 for all classes. If you are here for answer key of PSA test then it is not available yet. Answers of Class 9,10 and 11 will be uploaded later. Stay tuned with us to get PSA Result 2014 .










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PSA ( PROBLEM SOLVING ASSESMENT) Result 2016

PSA (  PROBLEM SOLVING ASSESSMENT TEST ) was conducted in CBSE schools all over India , today on 18th of January. Most of the Children found it quite easy and some don't but overall experience says it was an easy test for Class 9,10 and Class 11.
Result has not declared yet. We will notify you whenever Result will be announced. There was 4 set of question papers named as A4, A3, A2, A1 for all classes. If you are here for answer key of PSA test then it is not available yet. Answers of Class 9,10 and 11 will be uploaded later. Stay tuned with us to get PSA Result 2014 .










TAGS :- PSA Result 2014, PSA ( Problem Solving Assesment Result and answer key, PSA result for Delhi,Bangalore,Mumbai,Chandigarh, Uttarpradesh, Kolkata, Jammu and Kashmir, And for rest of India, PSA answer for set A1, A2, A3, A4, Class 9 PSA result, PSA result for class 11, PSA solution of 2014, PSA sample papers 2014, PSA 60 Questions result for 2014, Kendriya Vidyalaya PSA Result date, When will PSA 2014 result will come, PSAQuestion papers, PSA Result 2014-15, PSA Result 2014, PSA ( Problem Solving Assessment Result and answer key, PSA result for Delhi,Bangalore,Mumbai,Chandigarh, Uttarpradesh, Kolkata, Jammu and Kashmir, And for rest of India, PSA answer for set A1, A2, A3, A4, Class 9 PSA result, PSA result for class 11, PSA solution of 2014, PSA sample papers 2014, PSA 60 Questions result for 2014, Kendriya Vidyalaya PSA Result date, When will PSA 2014 result will come, PS Answer key download, PSA ( Problem Solving Assessment, PSA Online, PSA Result date, PSA Answer key details, PSA RESULT OUT, www.psaresult.com, www.psaresult2014.com,

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Awesome joke - I love you

Guy- I Love u.

Gal : Are you mad .....I m Married. I have a

Husband.....

......I have a Boy friend in my office and my ex

boyfriend is still my neighbour....My boss

proposed to me yesterday and i cant say NO to him....

& have one Serious Extra Marital Affair.....

Guy (after a longggggggg pause)-

"Pls Dekhle yaar...agar main bhi kahin adjust ho

jau..."

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Awesome joke - I love you

Guy- I Love u.

Gal : Are you mad .....I m Married. I have a

Husband.....

......I have a Boy friend in my office and my ex

boyfriend is still my neighbour....My boss

proposed to me yesterday and i cant say NO to him....

& have one Serious Extra Marital Affair.....

Guy (after a longggggggg pause)-

"Pls Dekhle yaar...agar main bhi kahin adjust ho

jau..."

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Alok Nath Funny Jokes

Alok Naath's Counter Strike

commands !

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Enemy Spotted- Samdhi Ji Dikhe

Need Backup- Need Aashirwaad

Cover me-Ghunghat Daalo Beti !

Thanks - Shukriya samdhi ji !

Affirmative - Ji zaroor !

Negative - Ji nahi !

Last but not the least

Get out of there it's gonna blow -

Bahar aa

jaiye, aarti shuru hone wali hai !

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Alok Nath Funny Jokes

Alok Naath's Counter Strike

commands !

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.

Enemy Spotted- Samdhi Ji Dikhe

Need Backup- Need Aashirwaad

Cover me-Ghunghat Daalo Beti !

Thanks - Shukriya samdhi ji !

Affirmative - Ji zaroor !

Negative - Ji nahi !

Last but not the least

Get out of there it's gonna blow -

Bahar aa

jaiye, aarti shuru hone wali hai !

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Poultry Farms Ki Inspection Ho
Rahi Thi,

Inspector: “Aap Murgiyon Ko Kya Dalte Ho?”

Sharma: “Ji, Bajra”

Inspector: “Wrong Food, Arrest Him” Phir Usne Sath Mein Khade Doosre Bande Se Puchha.

Verma: “Ji, Main Chawal Dalta Hoon”

Inspector: “Wrong Food, Arrest Him”

Ab Santa Ki Bari Thi, Is Se Pahle
Inspector Kuch Puchta, Santa Ghabrate Hue Bola

Santa: “Ji, Ham To Murgiyon Ko 5-5
Rupaye De Dete Hai, Ki Jo Khana Hai Wo kha Lo“.

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Poultry Farms Ki Inspection Ho
Rahi Thi,

Inspector: “Aap Murgiyon Ko Kya Dalte Ho?”

Sharma: “Ji, Bajra”

Inspector: “Wrong Food, Arrest Him” Phir Usne Sath Mein Khade Doosre Bande Se Puchha.

Verma: “Ji, Main Chawal Dalta Hoon”

Inspector: “Wrong Food, Arrest Him”

Ab Santa Ki Bari Thi, Is Se Pahle
Inspector Kuch Puchta, Santa Ghabrate Hue Bola

Santa: “Ji, Ham To Murgiyon Ko 5-5
Rupaye De Dete Hai, Ki Jo Khana Hai Wo kha Lo“.

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Tu Nahi To Zindagi Mein KYa Reh Jayega Shayari

Tu Nahi To Zindagi Mein KYa Reh Jayega,

Door Tak Tanhaiyo KA SIlsila Reh Jayega,

Har Kadam Pe Sath Chalna Ae Dost,

Warna Tera Ye Dost Tanha Reh Jayega.

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Tu Nahi To Zindagi Mein KYa Reh Jayega Shayari

Tu Nahi To Zindagi Mein KYa Reh Jayega,

Door Tak Tanhaiyo KA SIlsila Reh Jayega,

Har Kadam Pe Sath Chalna Ae Dost,

Warna Tera Ye Dost Tanha Reh Jayega.

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लडकीयाँ 300 ki एक सेँडल खरीद के आएगी

लडकीयाँ

300 ki एक सेँडल खरीद के आएगी और

"पूरे घर मे कहती हैँ

शाँपिँग करके आ रही हूँ"

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.

और लडके

1000 की दारु ߍ

आते है फिर भी,

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.

"चुप चाप सो ߌ۰ߌܠ

सादा जीवन उच्च विचार

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लडकीयाँ 300 ki एक सेँडल खरीद के आएगी

लडकीयाँ

300 ki एक सेँडल खरीद के आएगी और

"पूरे घर मे कहती हैँ

शाँपिँग करके आ रही हूँ"

.

.

और लडके

1000 की दारु ߍ

आते है फिर भी,

.

.

"चुप चाप सो ߌ۰ߌܠ

सादा जीवन उच्च विचार

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Ek murgi aur uske 3 bache ߐ㠲oad cross kar rahe the. Road cross karne k baad murgi k 1 bache ne kaha,
hum saato ne road cross karli
7 kaise..? Socho, read msg again, thoda dimag lagao..!
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Arey yaar!
Bachcheߐhai kuch b bolte rehte hai.

Tum Tension mat lo
ߘ

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Ek murgi aur uske 3 bache ߐ㠲oad cross kar rahe the. Road cross karne k baad murgi k 1 bache ne kaha,
hum saato ne road cross karli
7 kaise..? Socho, read msg again, thoda dimag lagao..!
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Arey yaar!
Bachcheߐhai kuch b bolte rehte hai.

Tum Tension mat lo
ߘ

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Latest Sad Shayari 2016

"Meri likhi hui baat ko har koi samajh nahi paata..

kyunki main Ehsaas likhta hun, aur log sirf alfaaz padhte hain"ߒ

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Latest Sad Shayari 2016

"Meri likhi hui baat ko har koi samajh nahi paata..

kyunki main Ehsaas likhta hun, aur log sirf alfaaz padhte hain"ߒ

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Hindi Shayari 2016

Usko chaha par izhaar karna nahi aaya
Kat gayi umr magar pyar karna nahi aaya

Usne kuch maanga bhi to maangi judaai
Aur hamein inkaar karna nahi aaya.

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Hindi Shayari 2016

Usko chaha par izhaar karna nahi aaya
Kat gayi umr magar pyar karna nahi aaya

Usne kuch maanga bhi to maangi judaai
Aur hamein inkaar karna nahi aaya.

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Hindi Latest SMS 2016

A guy just updated that -
"he found his love on delhi
metro"
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ßc yaha to Metro mai seat tak ni
milti
aur logo ko true love bhi mil
jata hai......:!!:P =)) \=D/

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Hindi Latest SMS 2016

A guy just updated that -
"he found his love on delhi
metro"
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
ßc yaha to Metro mai seat tak ni
milti
aur logo ko true love bhi mil
jata hai......:!!:P =)) \=D/

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Hindi Latest Jokes 2016

Pandit ji meri shaadi ko 5 saal hogaye, Par, Ek bhi baccha nahi hua! 

Pandit: mein Badrinath me tumhare naam ka Diya jala dunga. Jis-se tumahri manokamna poori hogi
. 
10 saal baad... .Pandit uske ghar aaya. Ghar me 10 bacche the
.
Pandit: Mubarak ho ! baccho ke papa kaha hai.....??
Wife: Badrinath gaye hain, Diya bujhaane..

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Hindi Latest Jokes 2016

Pandit ji meri shaadi ko 5 saal hogaye, Par, Ek bhi baccha nahi hua! 

Pandit: mein Badrinath me tumhare naam ka Diya jala dunga. Jis-se tumahri manokamna poori hogi
. 
10 saal baad... .Pandit uske ghar aaya. Ghar me 10 bacche the
.
Pandit: Mubarak ho ! baccho ke papa kaha hai.....??
Wife: Badrinath gaye hain, Diya bujhaane..

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