Thursday

Mars Jokes in Hindi

मंगलयान बीच में भटक गया था,
वो तो भला हो नारद मुनि का जो अंतरिक्ष में भ्रमण करते
वक़्त टकरा गए और 'नारायण-नारायण' करते हुए
रास्ता समझाया। 

Hindi Student Jokes

Kasam se ek sath
sare paap yaad aa
jate hain
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Jab ghar wale kehte
hain baitho kuch bat
karni hai

Hindi Jokes on Mars

मंगलयान पर प्रतिक्रियाएं-
1.हमारी सरकार होती तो मंगलयान साइकिल पर भेजते-मुलायम
2.हिना बोलेगी तो मैं मंगल को पाकिस्तान में मिला लूँगा-बिलावल
3.हम मंगलयान भेजते तो उस पर थोडा रायता भी भेजते मंगल पर फैलाने वास्ते,वैसे मंगल,सोम,बुध आदि सब मिले हुए हैं जी-केजरीवाल
4.भाजपा वाले चाहें तो मंगल की सीटें हमे ना दें मगर महाराष्ट्र की सीटों पर समझौता नहीं करेंगे- उद्धव ठाकरे
5.450 करोड़ रुपये लगाने की क्या जरुरत थी । ये काम तो डोरेमोन और छोटा भीम भी कर सकते थे - राहुल गाँधी
6.मंगलयान के उड़ते ही रो पड़ी थी सोनिया गांधी-खुर्शीद
7.मंगलयान काला धन वापस ले कर आएगा,तब तक आप लोग दन्त कांति और कपालभाति करिये-बाबा रामदेव
8.हमलोग मंगलयान का विरोध करते हैं,उसे यहीं से पत्थर मारेंगे-यासीन मलिक
9.मंगलयान नेहरु जी के अथक प्रयासों का नतीजा है-दिग्विजय सिंह.!!
10."ठीक है"-मनमोहन

Wednesday

CBSE CLASS 10 DATESHEET 2015 BOARD EXAMS - cbse.nic.in

All the students of Class 10th CBSE 2014-15 are informed that the latest Datesheet of Class 10th Boards 2014-15 Session is out. You may check the official datesheet of Class 10th Board Exam 2015 Datesheet on the official Site of CBSE - cbse.nic.in

CBSE X Date Sheet 2015
10th Examination
Name of the SubjectExamination CodeExam Date & Day
Tamil006Mon, 02nd March





Sindhi008
Marathi009
Russian021
Painting049
Spanish096
Kashmiri097
Mathematics041Tue, 03rd March
Home Science064Wed, 04th March
Hindi Course-A002Thu, 05th March
Hindi Course-B085
English Comm.101Sat, 07th March
English LNG & LIT.184
Music CAR.VOCAL031Mon, 09th March








Music CAR.INS.MEl.032
Music CAR.INS.PER.033
Music HIND.VOCAL034
Music HIND.INS.MEL035
Music HIND.INS.PER036
Elem. Of Business154
Elem Book-K & Accy254
E-Typewriting-Eng354
E-Typewriting-Hin454
Science-Theory086Tue,10th March
Foundation Of IT165Wed,11th & Thurs,12th March
Punjabi004 Thur,12th March


Malayalam012
Odia013
Kannada015
Social Science087Sat,14th March
Urdu Course-A003Mon,16th March



















Bengali005
Telugu007
Gujarati010
Manipuri011
Assamese014
Arabic016
Tibetan017
French018
German020
Persian023
Nepali024
Limboo025
Lepcha026
Bodo092
Tangkhul093
Japanese094
Bhutia095
Mizo098
Bahasa Melayu099
Comm. Sanskrit122
Urdu Course-B303
Dynamics Retail(O)401Thu, 19th March





Info Technology(O)402
Security(O)403
Automobile Tech(O)404
Dynamics Retail(C)461
Info Technology(C)462
Security(C)463
Automobile Tech(C)464

PLEASE NOTE IT IS A EXPECTED DATE SHEET CREATED BY TEAM. COME BACK TO GET THE OFGICIAL DATE SHEET. POST WILL BE UPDATED SOON.
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Class 12th CBSE 2015 Datesheet for Board Exams -Cbse.nic.in

All the students of Class 12th CBSE 2014-15 are informed that the latest Datesheet of Class 12th Boards 2014-15 Session is out. You may check the official datesheet of Class 12th Board Exam 2015 Datesheet on the official Site of CBSE - cbse.nic.in


CBSE XII Date Sheet 2015
12th Examination
Name of the SubjectExamination CodeExam Date & Day
English Elective001Mon, 2nd March
Functional English101
English Core301
History027Wed, 04th March
Physics042Thu, 05th March
Electrical Machine623
Fabricatn. Tech-II630
Ac & Refrgtn-III632
Radio Eng. & Aud. Sys635
M Prod TPT &M Coop640
Optics658
Clinical Bio-Chem.661
Fund Of Nursing Ii663
Radiography- Genl.667
Accomodat. Services691
Business Studies054Fri, 06th March
Political Science028Mon, 09th March
Biotechnology045
Engg. Graphics046
Dance-Kathak056Tue,10th March
Dance-Bharatnatyam057
Chemistry043Wed, 11th March
Heritage Crafts070
Off. Communication606
Hindi Elective002Fri, 13th March
Know Trad & Prac.073
Biology044Mon, 16th March
Russian121
Mathematics041Fri, 20th March
Sect Prac & Accntg605
Informatics Prac065Mon, 23nd March
Computer Science083
Physical Education048Tue,24th March
Economics030Thu,26th March
Multimedia & Web T067Sat,28th March
Geography029Mon,30th March
Accountancy055Wed,01st April
Fashion Studies053Thu,02nd April
Sanskrit Elective022Fri,03rd April
Bengali105
Punjabi104Sat,04th April
Manipuri111

Please Note It is an expected datesheet , the official datesheet is yet to be announced soon by CBSE. Stay tuned and keep checking the page. The Official datesheet would be uploaded as soon as it is announced.






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Monday

Childhood SMS

Bachpan me pucha gya sabse zyada sawal,
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"bade hokar kya karna Chahte ho" ??
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Aaj jakar uska jawab mila,
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Fir se bachpan jeena chahta hu 


Girls Scooty Jokes

Girls Ki Scooter Mein 2 Ki Jagah 4 Brakes Bhi Laga Lo Phir Bhi Woh.
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Scooter Ko Peroon Se hi Rokhengi!! 


Funny 2015 Jokes

Ek chor - chori kar ke, Ghar se ja
raha tha ki ... bacche ki aankh khul gayi ...

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School bag bhi le ja Kamine, varna shor macha dunga .. 


Santa Banta Funny Message

Santa to Banta:
Yar kal mere ek dost ne mere phone se meri gf ka number le liya
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Banta : Fir kya hua ?
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Santa: Fir kya kal se apni hi behen ko romantic msg bhej raha hai nalayak 


Best Moments Of Life

MUST READ

13 Best moments of life:

1.To fall in love.
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2.To clear your last exam.
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3.To wake up and realize its still possible to sleep.
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4.To get a phone call saying class is cancelled.
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5.To feel butterflies every time you see THAT PERSON..
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6.To see an old friend again and to feel that things have not Changed..
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7.To touch the fingers of newly born child..
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8.Speaking to an old friend on sunday evening..
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9.Waiting for a call or message from your loved one when you are alone..
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10.Walking alone on a silent road at night and listening to your favorite songs..
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11.Riding on a highway while its raining
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12.Speaking to the special one on phone while standing in front of the mirror.
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Feels just Awesome
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and the last one is 'rite now'..
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13.While reading this there was constant smile on your face which was one of the best moments I believe..!